when i laugh at things on the internet i dont even laugh i just blow more air out of my nose than usual
this post makes me so angry because you know what i did upon reading it
blew more fucking air out of my nose than usual
Star Trek (2009) + crew’s introductions
Whenever I really want a part, I’m not sure what to do. How do I let the director know how obsessed I am and willing to do anything for the movie? Like, I wanted to write this one director a letter, so I wrote him a handwritten note. But then I was like, ‘How many people are writing this guy handwritten letters? Is it going to seem cheesy? What do I do? Do I sleep outside of his house until he agrees to give me the part?’…It makes you feel super crazy. It’s like, ‘Please give me this part! I’ll boil a rabbit!’
"I just want one Christmas where I’m not emotionally devastated."
finding nemo was not very good
FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SKIN YOU ALIVE IVE GOT MY IP TRACKER ON THE CASE RIGHT NOW
calm down satan
well that escalated quickly
there are two types of people
this is all the same person
I do not respond well to threats.
Earth’s Mightiest Heroes.
what did the ghost kid call his mom and dad
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH